The Oregon Duck seeing all his friends at the pond while he’s at the office in that ESPN commercial. PGP.

Buying the generic brands. PGP.

Adults giving each other nicknames. PGP.

Actually reading the Terms & Conditions. PGP.

Having your first “Shit I’m going to get fired” moment. PGP.

Being afraid to take a vacation because they’ll realize how little you actually do. PGP.

Having to listen to your boss tell a story for the twentieth time and act interested. PGP.

I was going to cook dinner, but I forgot to thaw the ground beef. PGP.

Borrowing your friend’s truck to pick up a free futon you found on craigslist. PGP.

Being out of the loop. PGP.