Using a calculator for extremely basic math. PGP.

Man, I look tired. PGP.

Stashing an electric razor in your center console. PGP.

Farting in your office and praying no one walks in. PGP.

Accidentally answering your personal phone with your name, company, and position. PGP.

The balance between assuming something and asking a stupid question. PGP.

Having a favorite pen. PGP.

Unless your kid’s fundraiser is selling booze, I want no part of it. PGP.

Friday night is the perfect time to catch up on Game of Thrones. PGP.

Some days I wish I was a ditch digger. PGP.