workingbarbie

Why am I working? Where the hell is Ken?

Member Since 06/13/2013

I wish an orchestra would start playing music to let coworkers know they’ve been talking too long. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I’m “It’s 8:30, and you want to start a movie this late?” years old. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The seven minutes each cigarette takes off my life are worth the seven minutes each cigarette takes off my workday. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

A coworker is singing “Baby it’s cold outside” so now I have to, somehow, squeeze a murder into my schedule between conference calls. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The guy that always has to get the last word in during an email exchange. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Who says nothing is impossible? I do nothing all day long. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I used up all my sick days, so I’m calling in dead. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I love phone interviews. I can just sit naked and eating cereal while talking about how I am a responsible adult. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Maybe I would have better people skills if I worked with better people. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

When you run out of unproductive things to do at work and are forced to do actual work. PGP.

Post Grad Problems