My coworker told me today that I was “speedy for a millennial.”
Saving PTO between Christmas and New Years by “working from home” when you know nobody will be in the office.
Having Alexa set recurring 14-minute reminders to touch the keyboard to keep an ‘Active’ status in Skype Business while working from home.
The three-day week of Thanksgiving introducing more stress in your life than your average five-day work week.
Moving your booze from the top of the fridge to an expensive cart so it instantly becomes decorative.