Preemptively wearing icy hot in anticipation of a pulled back. PGP.
Rethinking my life after seeing my uber rating fall from 4.9 to 4.81 in a span of 3 weeks. PGP.
I sharted in the shower this morning. My body is officially falling apart. PGP.
Saving money on car washes by parking outside during thunderstorms. PGP.
I really want a Vitamix for Christmas. PGP.
Mad Men expectations. Glengary Glenross reality. PGP.
My body aches. PGP.
AC in my car went out. PGP.
All of my Hinge matches have expired. PGP
Got below perfect rating on my yearly review for attendance. I have literally taken 0 days off. PGP