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Boss informed me he will be taking my business trip to San Diego because he “could really use a vacation.”
Waking up hungover without getting drunk.
Bumble match from last night deleted me this morning.
Never using my standup desk so people can’t see I’m not working.
Just received a reminder from HR on the company’s streaming policy.
Discovered that Kombucha is carbonated. At my desk. All over my keyboard.
Pretending to be busy to get out of actually being busy.
Bought a lumbar support for my chair. PGP.
The “I had fun last night, but didn’t really feel a strong connection” follow-up text. PGP.
“Didn’t you wear that shirt on Monday?” PGP.