Hating someone solely based on how they format their emails.
Received a rejection email for a job I never applied for.
“Try to think of this as an opportunity to explore a new area of your career.”
Boss informed me he will be taking my business trip to San Diego because he “could really use a vacation.”
Waking up hungover without getting drunk.
Bumble match from last night deleted me this morning.
Never using my standup desk so people can’t see I’m not working.
Just received a reminder from HR on the company’s streaming policy.
Discovered that Kombucha is carbonated. At my desk. All over my keyboard.
Pretending to be busy to get out of actually being busy.