“Thought I’d come in early to catch up on some stuff.” PGP.
Got more Bumble matches in 7 days in Europe than I have in the past 6 months in the US. PGP.
Was playing around with my phone, took my sim card out and lost it. I leave for Europe tomorrow. PGP.
If my coworker can bring her screaming three year old into the office, why can’t I bring my dog? PGP.
Just ran out of data until the 18th. I’m flying to Europe in 8 days. PGP.
My coworkers throat clearing rivals that of a 737 taking off. PGP.
New girlfriend invited me to her college reunion. Got cucked. PGP.
CEO is testifying in front of the Senate, company temporarily blocks streaming. PGP.
The anxiety waiting for my fantasy wire claim to go through. PGP.
I’ve been at the office for almost 3 hours now and still don’t have anything to work on. PGP.