Torqued my back carrying groceries over the weekend. PGP.
I’ve learned I have to schedule about a half hour block in my day to answer stupid questions. PGP.
Middle management role with entry-level pay. PGP.
New guy’s name is Brady…he’s a complete Todd. PGP.
In a span of just 12 days, I’ve managed to contract two different colds. PGP.
The office prick reminding everyone Monday is only 3 days away. PGP.
6/6 getting a kiss on the first date. 0/6 in securing a second date. PGP.
I’ve already had to use half of my sick days. PGP.
Took a day off because I wanted a three day weekend, woke up with the flu. PGP.
Every time I get asked a question at work, my initial response is “how the Hell would I know the answer to that?” PGP.