Someone stole my mouse pad.

I had to choke down half a cup of cold coffee because I can’t afford to waste it.

Inner voice is saying, “Get fucked.” Outer voice is saying, “Yeah, I’ll come in this weekend to help.” PGP.

“Well, thanks for coming in. We’ll be sure to let you know what we decide.”

“Hey, do you see that new story about Trump? Crazy, right?”

The traffic report has essentially just turned into “Every road is closed…forever”

I’m way too excited about my new travel mug.

Not setting your away message when you’re out of the office. PGPM

“So I know we’ve been talking recently of you being promoted, but…”

Just found out the company is sending me on a trip over Memorial Day weekend to a dry county.