Last week on the job and trying to pretend like I still give a shit. PGP.
Spent 7 hours at the El Paso airport. PGP.
Had an attractive girl flirting with me at the gym last night. 100% sure she was underage. PGP.
Got invited to the bachelor party, but not the wedding. PGP.
Went on a brunch date, got sunburned. PGP.
Sprained my ankle getting off the bus. PGP.
Every time my boss asks if I have a few minutes to talk, I always assume I’m being fired. PGP.
Filling out my bracket gives me more anxiety than anything at my job. PGP.
It was 65 degrees on Tuesday. It’s 6 degrees and snowing today. PGP.
Having to write the “I’m pretty sure I just really fucked up” email to your boss. PGP.