Last week on the job and trying to pretend like I still give a shit. PGP.

Spent 7 hours at the El Paso airport. PGP.

Had an attractive girl flirting with me at the gym last night. 100% sure she was underage. PGP.

Got invited to the bachelor party, but not the wedding. PGP.

Went on a brunch date, got sunburned. PGP.

Sprained my ankle getting off the bus. PGP.

Every time my boss asks if I have a few minutes to talk, I always assume I’m being fired. PGP.

Filling out my bracket gives me more anxiety than anything at my job. PGP.

It was 65 degrees on Tuesday. It’s 6 degrees and snowing today. PGP.

Having to write the “I’m pretty sure I just really fucked up” email to your boss. PGP.