I need to get new friends, but I won’t. PGP.

My paycheck bounced. PGP.

I signed an offer letter on Friday, then was invited to interview with a Fortune 500 company on Monday. I have no idea what to do. PGP.

Can I go home now? PGP.

Debating if anyone will notice if I leave work six hours early. PGP.

Just accepted a much better, higher-paying job. It doesn’t start for 6 more weeks. PGP.

Had a question about my 401(k). The guy I talked to laughed when he saw my balance. PGP.

“We’ve decided to go with other, more qualified candidates.” PGP.