Company is cutting back on the quality of the printer paper. PGP.

The realization that nobody actually reads the daily reports I’m required to write. PGP.

We haven’t even held our draft yet and there are already allegations of cheating. PGP.

New manager wants everything hand-written to be in cursive. PGP.

Took a half day to go to a game that’s most likely getting rained out. PGP.

90% data usage with 8 days to go. PGP.

Me and my boss have matched two days in a row. PGP.

Ate my lunch much outside the other day, got sunburnt and sweated through my shirt. PGP.

New job doesn’t have wifi. PGP.

My password expired…I had to create a new password on my last day. PGP.