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Running out of time to make it onto a “30 Under 30” list.
“Just a few housekeeping items…” Fuck.
People who click and un-click their pens constantly while walking through the office.
Just bought an ice scraper for my car. I live in Florida. PGP.
Getting hungry while reading the Pie v. Cake debate in your cube, having already eaten your lunch. PGP.
Got Chinese food and my fortune cookie didn’t have a fortune inside. PGP.
“I have some heartburn about this…” Fuck. PGP.
“Feeling old” on the 40th anniversary of Elvis’s death, despite being younger than 40. PGP.
My neighbors are moving out of their apartment using a horse trailer. PGP.