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Just bought an ice scraper for my car. I live in Florida. PGP.

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Getting hungry while reading the Pie v. Cake debate in your cube, having already eaten your lunch. PGP.

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Got Chinese food and my fortune cookie didn’t have a fortune inside. PGP.

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“I have some heartburn about this…” Fuck. PGP.

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Equifax. PGP.

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“Feeling old” on the 40th anniversary of Elvis’s death, despite being younger than 40. PGP.

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My neighbors are moving out of their apartment using a horse trailer. PGP.

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My neighbors set off fireworks all weekend. PGP.

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“Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery” was released in theaters 20 years ago. PGP.

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I was the only one left in the office at 5:00, and the janitor came by my desk and informed me, “You know, you’re not getting any extra credit for staying late.” PGP.

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