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Just bought an ice scraper for my car. I live in Florida. PGP.
Getting hungry while reading the Pie v. Cake debate in your cube, having already eaten your lunch. PGP.
Got Chinese food and my fortune cookie didn’t have a fortune inside. PGP.
“I have some heartburn about this…” Fuck. PGP.
“Feeling old” on the 40th anniversary of Elvis’s death, despite being younger than 40. PGP.
My neighbors are moving out of their apartment using a horse trailer. PGP.
My neighbors set off fireworks all weekend. PGP.
“Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery” was released in theaters 20 years ago. PGP.
I was the only one left in the office at 5:00, and the janitor came by my desk and informed me, “You know, you’re not getting any extra credit for staying late.” PGP.