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Member Since 07/04/2015

Running out of time to make it onto a “30 Under 30” list.

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“Just a few housekeeping items…” Fuck.

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People who click and un-click their pens constantly while walking through the office.

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Just bought an ice scraper for my car. I live in Florida. PGP.

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Getting hungry while reading the Pie v. Cake debate in your cube, having already eaten your lunch. PGP.

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Got Chinese food and my fortune cookie didn’t have a fortune inside. PGP.

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“I have some heartburn about this…” Fuck. PGP.

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Equifax. PGP.

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“Feeling old” on the 40th anniversary of Elvis’s death, despite being younger than 40. PGP.

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My neighbors are moving out of their apartment using a horse trailer. PGP.

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