Coworker wanting to discuss a project while I’m using the bathroom.
Not getting nominated for the annual office holiday award. PGP.
The thousand yard stare you blankly give your monitor while fantasizing about a rich and exotic lifestyle far removed from the mundane chore of the 9-5 work week. PGP.
Been here for a year. Done all there is to do. Mentally checked out while I apply for other jobs. PGP.
Leaving your headphones at home. PGP.
Either come in early and stay late or spend two hours in traffic both ways. PGP.
Forgot my name badge/access badge for work today. Now I have to ask someone to open the door every time I leave. PGP.
Getting promoted to salary but making less than hourly. PGP.
9am meeting the day after Labor Day. PGP
Hearing “Thunderstruck” at work and being reminded of day drinking in college. PGP.