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People who click and un-click their pens constantly while walking through the office.
I’m now proud of myself whenever I don’t black out on weekends.
There’s a Pedialyte in the break room fridge.
Typed “lunch” in an iMessage and my predictive text immediately brought up “beer.”
Having a favorite stall.
Everyone who thinks they’re a Jim is actually an Andy.
Really productive conference call. Left with four new matches by the end of it.
Swiped right on an ex’s Bumble profile.
Every time someone calls in sick, rumors swirl about that person interviewing at another firm.
Director just made me print several hefty documents I initially emailed to her because she “doesn’t do emails.”
Coworker wanting to discuss a project while I’m using the bathroom.
Worked from home and fell asleep during a conference call. No one noticed.