The CEO forgot to invite me to a meeting that our entire department was in attendance for. PGP.
Taking a sick day when you aren’t sick to avoid your office full of coworkers who refuse to take a sick day when they are. PGP.
Client joined the meeting 24 hours early and emailed everyone asking why no one is on the line yet. PGP.
I don’t know how he does it, but my boss never fails to call me whenever I’m away from my desk. PGP.
Getting an email from your boss on Friday evening that begins with “Do this first thing when you get in on Monday.” PGP.