Matched with a coworker on a dating app during Christmas weekend. Today we’re the only two employees at work. PGP.
The janitor asks me daily why I always look so tired. He’s been throwing out my trash for 8 years now. PGP.
Accidentally peeped my manager’s notepad during conversation. It said: “NO ANALYTICAL SKILLS”. PGP.
Dated my ex for five years and his parents wouldn’t let him propose because he was in grad school. He just got engaged to someone from his grad school. PGP.
Separate email alerts from mint.com for every budget I’ve exceeded for the month. PGP.
While looking for a shirt to wear to work, I realized no one will notice me anyway. PGP.
The only text I got this weekend was the pharmacy telling me my meds are ready. PGP.
I can’t do work until my anxiety medicine kicks in. PGP.
Finally being told I won’t ever get promoted after nine years. PGP.
Cried on my birthday. PGP.