My top three bathrooms are all under construction.
Shamelessly watching The Masters at work because I can’t get promoted and won’t get fired.
Listening to my coworker use a Dremel at his desk. We work in finance. PGP.
My life is a typo. PGP.
My job is 100% fixing other people fucking up. PGP.
I thought losing my fantasy playoff matchup was depressing, then I showed up to work on Monday. PGP.
Some guy from another floor is washing his hair in our bathroom. PGP.
A new position in the department was opened just for me and I got declined before the interview. PGP.
Sometimes I just sit in the bathroom and think about life. PGP.
“Looks like you got some sun.” PGP.