Kiawah Island Strip Club

I'd rather be golfing. Seattle sucks so I write about that. Also work...ish in recruiting. Shoot your resume to for any and all job hunt questions.

Member Since 10/28/2015

Getting recognized underneath the bathroom stall walls by your cowboy boots and someone striking up a conversation mid-deployment. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Standing next to the register at Safeway for 9 minutes until the clock hits noon and you can legally purchase the six separate bottles of alcohol in your cart. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

“You sure buy a lot of Shiner and a lot of dip, everything good?”-Owner of neighborhood gas station. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Displaced Texan Chronicles: Fireball, Brunch And Assholes

So You Hate Your Job: Vets Helping Vets Mailbag

Displaced Texas Chronicles: Identity Crisis

Just realized I’ve reached that point in my life where someone giving me a tie as a gift is socially acceptable. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

So You Hate Your Job: Business Coach

Just spent my morning creating fake meetings on my Outlook calendar for Friday so people can’t hijack it with their bullshit. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Displaced Texan Chronicles: Birkenstocks & Water Bottles