Getting recognized underneath the bathroom stall walls by your cowboy boots and someone striking up a conversation mid-deployment. PGP.

Every company I cold call seems to be having a meeting at the same time today. PGP.

My work wife quit and it has affected me more than any prior break up. PGP.

Tums. PGP.

‘Ctrl + C’ing when you should’ve ‘Crtl + V’ed. PGP.

Holding your morning dump until you get to the office as a form of procrastination. PGP.

I’ve reached the age where I actually enjoy going to Bed, Bath & Beyond. PGP.

Message Recall Failure: Message cannot be recalled. PGP.

The realization that nobody actually reads the daily reports I’m required to write. PGP.