30 minute meeting covering what could have been said in a 3 sentence email. PGP.

Left HR but I’m too invested in my profile to make a new one. PGP.

Fell asleep in front of the TV and realized how similar I am to my parents now. PGP.

Getting too old to hook up with the new hires at work. PGP.

“How’s your bandwidth this week?” PGP.

Hugh Freeze “resigning” for using his work phone to buy prostitutes. PGP.

“You sure buy a lot of Shiner and a lot of dip, everything good?”-Owner of neighborhood gas station. PGP.

Had a chorizo breakfast burrito and large coffee this morning. Bathroom was out of toilet paper. PGP.

Getting winded from the office stairs. PGP.

I’m the oldest dude at my new yoga studio by at least 10 years. PGP.