Getting Olive Garden catered for lunch being the highlight of your week. PGP.

When you’re at work and realize you can still see the bar stamps on your wrist. PGP.

Didn’t realize I had a small hole near the elbow of my shirt until 10 a.m. at work yesterday. PGP.

The janitor asks me daily why I always look so tired. He’s been throwing out my trash for 8 years now. PGP.

“Can you please respond to this?” PGP.

“Looks like you got some sun.” PGP.

I can’t even fake being nice to people anymore. Now I’m just the office bitch. PGP.

Every day feels like the “longest day of the year” at my office. PGP.