Got the first sunburns of the season this weekend. The longest period of time I was outside was an hour for brunch on the patio. PGP.

Realized at a high school grad party that I’m the drunk cousin. PGP.

Accepted an offer for a new job today and leave for Vegas tomorrow. My out of office is just going to be “I will be out Friday and not will not be returning.” PGP.

Took up golfing as a hobby because pride is overrated. PGP.

Young coworker telling you if they work hard they’ll get a raise and a promotion. PGP.

Having more notifications on LinkedIn than Insta. PGP.

Went down a floor in my office building to throw up this morning so my co-workers don’t think I’m a degenerate. PGP.

Having a surplus of PTO and a shortage of funds to do anything with it. PGP.