I’ve started greeting clients and partners with “How the hell are ya?” when I see them. I’m 24.

Being the only one to laugh during a 7-person conference call when someone said, “We need to somehow add girth.” PGP.

Exclusively scheduling lunch/coffee meetings so I don’t ever have to spend my own money on food. PGP.

When one of your Teaming Partners VP of Business Development adds you on Snapchat via “in my contacts”. PGP.

Only accepting LinkedIn connections based on how hot/wealthy they look in their photo. PGP.

Went down a floor in my office building to throw up this morning so my co-workers don’t think I’m a degenerate. PGP.

Spending 90% of your time on Bumble/Tinder during conference calls. PGP.

When someone laughs at you for going inside to get the receipt at a gas station but that’s the only way you can get reimbursed. PGP.