Coworker complained to me that her half birthday was yesterday and no one said anything about it. PGP.

I’ve started getting irrationally angry at emails that do not have easy to read fonts. PGP.

Heard someone taking a huge dump through the door to the women’s restroom while walking by. PGP.

Getting your entire office of millennials hooked on PGP. PGP.

Told I’m one of the top 2 candidates. Didn’t get the job. PGP.

Our IT manager clicked the scam google docs link. PGP.

I post more on LinkedIn than I do to Facebook or Instagram. PGP.

A group of recent college graduates asked me if I’m “also” considered a Millennial. I’m only 25. PGP.

Staying up late watching a marathon on HGTV and paying for it the next morning. PGP.

Finding out that college was basically an $80,000 Excel workshop. PGP.