Watching Shark Tank is the highlight of my Friday nights. PGP.

The can of Febreze in the office bathroom ran dry three weeks ago and no one has replaced it yet. PGP.

Having your headphones break in the middle of the workday. PGP.

Setting up my trust. I have no kids and I am unmarried. PGP.

Office manager printed out a list of everyone’s birthdays. I’m not on it but the girl hired 6 months after me is. PGP.

I just sat though a conference call at a house party. PGP.

Wanted to catch up on some sleep this weekend, woke up at 6 out of habit. PGP.

Taking your time getting out of your car so you don’t have to walk in with coworkers. PGP.