My boss’s opening line in my preformance review was, “Do you even like this job?” Crap. PGP.
Can’t tell from supervisor’s email whether I’m about to get fired or a promotion. PGP.
Being in a constant state of “just gotta get to the weekend.” PGP.
There’s no such thing as a free lunch, especially if it means you’re forced to soberly interact with coworkers. PGP.
“Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery” was released in theaters 20 years ago. PGP.
She’s pregnant. On purpose. PGP.
Atrophy. PGP.
When someone laughs at you for going inside to get the receipt at a gas station but that’s the only way you can get reimbursed. PGP.
Everything in the office having to be gluten free. PGP.