There’s no such thing as a free lunch, especially if it means you’re forced to soberly interact with coworkers. PGP.

Being old enough to remember when Facebook was cool. PGP.

Drinking responsibly just isn’t as fun. PGP.

Brushing your teeth while peeing in the morning to save time. PGP.

Pre-gaming a concert with a nap. PGP.

Still taking Adderall whenever you need to be productive. PGP.