PatentlyAbsurd

I've never met a slice of pizza I didn't like.

Member Since 02/23/2017

“Please apply through our online portal.” Also known as the place where resumes go to die. PGP.

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The National Championship: ruining sober Januarys for over a hundred years. PGP.

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Taking a PTO day and waking up with 70 emails in my inbox. PGP.

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Havig to go to the minute clinic at CVS when you get sick because you’re too busy at work during the day, and because you still haven’t found a new primary care physician after aging out of the pediatrician’s office. PGP.

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Having the hors d’oeuvres at networking events count as your dinner for the evening. PGP.

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“Please hold for the next available representative.” PGP.

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Wishing you had a more ergonomic chair. PGP.

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Trying to find a place to put your lunch in the packed and not-so-clean fridge in the breakroom. PGP.

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Feeling an inexplicable wave of nostalgia whenever I listen to John Mayer. PGP.

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Catching a cold during the summer. PGP.

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