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My annual raise doesn’t even cover inflation. PGP.
My condom stash is expired. PGP.
Left my number on my receipt for the 22 year old bartender. I’m 28. PGP.
Just saw a tube of denture adhesive cream on a girl’s desk at work. PGP.
When you have to ask a coworker if they have any Tums. PGP.
Only two single people in the wedding party – me and the groom’s 16-year-old brother. PGP.
Spent Saturday night eating sushi alone on the couch. My friends got engaged. PGP.
Caught a glimpse of my boss’ Google search: side effects of birth control. PGP.
Told I’m one of the top 2 candidates. Didn’t get the job. PGP.
Got sushi with my boss. She ordered the Philadelphia roll. PGP.