Got sushi with my boss. She ordered the Philadelphia roll. PGP.

My mom made me an Easter basket because I’m the only single one in the family. PGP.

My boss refers to our cubicles as the “bullpen.” PGP.

My apartment doesn’t have central air. PGP.

A tinder match just started the conversation by asking me if I’m a registered voter. PGP.

Strangers on LinkedIn are sending me happy birthday messages. PGP.

Space Jam is celebrating its 20th anniversary this year. PGP.

Gifts I ordered online were guaranteed to arrive by Christmas. They arrived today. PGP.

“A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund.” PGP.

Received an email that there is no company holiday party this year but we are “encouraged” to host our own offsite party. PGP.