“Why didn’t you ask me about my vacation?” PGP.

Didn’t realize I scheduled my health screening for the day I come back from vacation until just now. PGP.

Just realized I’ve reached that point in my life where someone giving me a tie as a gift is socially acceptable. PGP.

The hot girl turned in her two weeks notice today. PGP.

Taught my coworker how to make an Outlook appointment today; he makes way more than me. PGP.

1: “How’s it going?” 2: “It’ll be going a lot better at 5:00.” PGP.

Getting chosen to “volunteer” to oversee a charity junior golf tournament for little kids in 100 degree June heat. PGP.