The new office wifi blocks anything that isn’t email. PGP.

The supply room was restocked with my favorite pens and I’m pretty jazzed about it. PGP.

I probably only do about 2 hours of actual work in a given week, I don’t think my boss notices. PGP.

Coworker just called me in her office to show me her Facebook album full of quilts. PGP.

I wrote an angry email to my district’s government representative. PGP.

My neighbors set off fireworks all weekend. PGP.

Wife said I have to turn my Instagram to “private”. Now I will never get 100 likes. PGP.

Due to low seniority, having to work the 4th. And the 5th. PGP.