Left my number on a receipt for the waitress at Applebee’s. Biggest rush I’ve gotten all month. PGP.
Using Shift when Caps Lock is on. PGP.
Standing next to the register at Safeway for 9 minutes until the clock hits noon and you can legally purchase the six separate bottles of alcohol in your cart. PGP.
2 sentence break room conversations. PGP.
90% data usage with 8 days to go. PGP.
When your boss forwards you the email inviting you to participate in the 7 Habits for Highly Effective People Workshop. PGP.
Getting pissed in the morning because you’re running late even though you put no effort to prepare the night before. PGP.
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