Desk Jockey

Member Since 12/20/2015

Told my secretary I wasn’t feeling well and was going to check out early. She said “you don’t look very good.” I’m actually fine, I just wanted to run some errands.

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“Sale” “Sort by: Lowest price first” PGP.

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I thought “Athleisure” was a brand — I’ve been looking all around for it. PGP.

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Left my number on a receipt for the waitress at Applebee’s. Biggest rush I’ve gotten all month. PGP.

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My mom finally accepted my LinkedIn invitation 2 years after she laughed and told me no because I’d tarnish her network. PGP.

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Got to work today at 8 a.m. and didn’t get to check PGP until 10 a.m. PGP.

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My coffee intake is becoming more of a habit than necessity. PGP.

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Overheard in the office: “So does that mean like you have a foot fetish?” PGP.

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Everything is a “best” practice. PGP.

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I was too tired to watch Monday Night Football. PGP.

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