Told my secretary I wasn’t feeling well and was going to check out early. She said “you don’t look very good.” I’m actually fine, I just wanted to run some errands.
“Sale” “Sort by: Lowest price first” PGP.
I thought “Athleisure” was a brand — I’ve been looking all around for it. PGP.
Left my number on a receipt for the waitress at Applebee’s. Biggest rush I’ve gotten all month. PGP.
My mom finally accepted my LinkedIn invitation 2 years after she laughed and told me no because I’d tarnish her network. PGP.
Got to work today at 8 a.m. and didn’t get to check PGP until 10 a.m. PGP.
My coffee intake is becoming more of a habit than necessity. PGP.
Overheard in the office: “So does that mean like you have a foot fetish?” PGP.
Everything is a “best” practice. PGP.
I was too tired to watch Monday Night Football. PGP.