Coworker just told me I should hit on our FedEx delivery man. PGP.

Scrolling through college memories on Timehop while avoiding work at your boring 9-5. PGP.

I’ve caught the bouquet at all of my sisters’ weddings. Still single. PGP.

Coworker just called me in her office to show me her Facebook album full of quilts. PGP.

My coworker, who is atleast 20 years older than me, just invited me to a “Galentine’s Day Dinner Party.” PGP.

Accidentally submitted a column as a wall post. PGP.

My hands swelled to almost twice their size due to an allergic reaction but I didn’t leave work because I didn’t want to wasted my PTO. PGP.