Using sarcasm as a defense mechanism since 1993. At any given moment I'm either tired, drunk, or stressed out. Get at me at or whatever.

Member Since 08/03/2016

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Knee-Jerk Reactions To 10 Words That I Find Disgusting
A Twenty-Something’s Journey To Become An Amateur Chef
The Grocery Store Turns Me Into An Absolute Monster
Well, I Signed Up For A Half-Marathon
Power Ranking My Top 5 Potential Halloween Costumes
I’m Pretty Hyped For Jury Duty
Did I Just Become An Applebee's Guy?
Don't Put Me In Nature Unless You're Instagramming It