Using sarcasm as a defense mechanism since 1993. At any given moment I'm either tired, drunk, or stressed out. Get at me at or whatever.

Member Since 08/03/2016

Fuck It, I’m Cool With Getting Fat

What I Missed At Lollapalooza Yesterday While I Sat At Work

Well, I Burned The Shit Out Of Myself Last Night

‘Everywhere’ by Michelle Branch Is The Perfect Song

What You Do On The Toilet And What It Says About You

What Your In-Flight Entertainment Says About You

Five Observations Mid-Way Through My Trip To Europe

A Few Quick Questions Before I Travel To Europe For The First Time

The Classic Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich Is The Best Sandwich Out There

My Half Marathon Is Tomorrow And I Still Hate Running