Using sarcasm as a defense mechanism since 1993. At any given moment I'm either tired, drunk, or stressed out. Get at me at or whatever.

Member Since 08/03/2016

How My Trip To Boston, Health Goals, and Crippling Anxiety Deterred Me From Success This Week
Getting Roasted, Learning New Things, and All Everything Else That Deterred Me From Success This Week
A Zombie Apocalypse Would Be My Best Chance To Meet Women
Do Yourself A Favor And Wear Sweatpants To The Bar
The Bizarre Concept Behind The Act Of Sexting
You Can't Compete With Chicago Pizza
Tearing Up My Hometown Bar And All The Other Ways I Deterred Myself From Being Successful This Week
The Four Best Excuses To Cancel Plans Based On Little To No Research At All