Charlie

Using sarcasm as a defense mechanism since 1993. At any given moment I'm either tired, drunk, or stressed out. Get at me at charliepgp@gmail.com or whatever.

Member Since 08/03/2016

How Discovering I’m Not A Pro At City Living Deterred Me From Success This Week

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The Important Things I Learned From My Drunken Evening At A Hot Tub Party

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How My Trip To Boston, Health Goals, and Crippling Anxiety Deterred Me From Success This Week

6 Burning Questions I’ve Always Had About Blow Jobs

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Do Yourself A Favor And Wear Sweatpants To The Bar

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