Using sarcasm as a defense mechanism since 1993. At any given moment I'm either tired, drunk, or stressed out. Get at me at or whatever.

Member Since 08/03/2016

I Need To Live The Reality TV Life
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Running A Spartan Race Is The Closest I’ll Get To Action-Star Status
5 Songs From My Youth That I Identify More With As An Adult
In A Bind? Beware Of Terrible Advice
Stop Deleting Your Text Messages
Questions I Have After Watching The Bachelorette For The First Time
All The Texts You Send During A Budding Romance