Our office manager had to send an email reminding people not to use the stall that had an “Out Of Order” sign on it. PGP.

My boss just started CrossFit. PGP.

One of my relatives asked how my work-life balance was. My first instinct was to laugh. PGP.

All of the work, none of the credit. PGP.

“I’ll circle back and sync up with you later.” PGP.

Not wanting to be known as “The Guy Who Does Nothing,” but not wanting to actually do anything. PGP.

Googling “if I mix coffee and DayQuil will I die?” PGP.

I want to complain about my job but I signed the NDA. PGP.

Got locked out of my Twitter account for “Suspicious Activity.” All I did was change my bio. PGP.

On Monday, someone peed in the out-of-order urinal. It’s still there today. PGP.