My boss signs his emails “Smiles.” PGP.
Realizing that “TY” or “Thx” is the closest thing you’ll ever get to a sincere “Thank you” from your boss. PGP.
One of the partners brought me along with him to a college basketball game, so as a thanks I bought him a beer. He didn’t want it. PGP.
Client provided us with only half the data we need, and after explaining this to him, still expects a full analysis. PGP.