My credit score going up 20 points was the most exciting moment of my week.
Having Alexa set recurring 14-minute reminders to touch the keyboard to keep an ‘Active’ status in Skype Business while working from home.
The three-day week of Thanksgiving introducing more stress in your life than your average five-day work week.
Moving your booze from the top of the fridge to an expensive cart so it instantly becomes decorative.
Ending nearly half of all office communicator conversations with “and next time you can probably just Google this.”