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Received a rejection email for a job I never applied for.
Keeping your facial hair after No Shave November because it conceals your growing double chin.
Jeff Sessions submitting his resignation at his boss’s “request.”
Ending nearly half of all office communicator conversations with “and next time you can probably just Google this.”
When you walk up to a table to meet your friends and hear “speak of the devil.”
Nobody saw me leave for lunch; looks like I just bought myself 15 extra minutes.
Convincing yourself that your 401(k)’s dismal October performance is just a Halloween prank.
I get more LinkedIn notifications than Bumble.
“Try to think of this as an opportunity to explore a new area of your career.”
Scrambling to close out all non-work related tabs before running a TeamViewer session.
That satisfaction of unclipping your ID badge at the end of the day.
Coworker likes to stand up and notify the team each time he’s headed to the bathroom.