I fucking love going to Lowe’s. PGP.
Fell asleep with 6 minutes left in the game. PGP.
“Are you available to talk at noon today?” email from my boss. PGP.
Got married Saturday. Didn’t have sex. PGP.
“You hear about Taylor Swift and Kanye West?” PGP.
Just found out I have weddings on back to back days next June. Already have the scaries. PGP.
I’m so excited to go to Costco after work. PGP.
Took me 2 years to convince a now client to leave competition.. It took our service team 1 day to undo all my work. PGP.
I’m so hungover. PGP
I’m still sore from playing kickball on Saturday. PGP.