“Try to think of this as an opportunity to explore a new area of your career.”
Accidentally pressed Speak instead of Paste in Bumble during a conference call. Everyone heard my cheesy pickup line. Now it’s how all my coworkers begin conversations with me.
Boss informed me he will be taking my business trip to San Diego because he “could really use a vacation.”
Using “per my last email” twice before 9:30 a.m. on a Friday to create some momentum before the weekend.
Every time I hear the receptionist say “one moment, I’ll transfer you” I have a panic attack that my phone might be the one that’s about to ring.