Unless your kid’s fundraiser is selling booze, I want no part of it. PGP.
I thought for sure I’d have a sexless marriage by the time I was this age. PGP.
Don’t quit your day job…. no really, don’t. Not in this economy. PGP.
When my extension rings, it’s more than likely my mom calling. PGP.
That depressing moment when you pull up to work, and the building is not engulfed in flames. PGP.
Knowing how productive your friends are at work based on what level of Candy Crush they are on. PGP.
I’m not drinking alone, I have the entire Verizon Wireless Network behind me. PGP.
Asking your friends to please like your company on Facebook. PGP.
“Do you have my card?” PGP.