“Yeah, I’m going to need you to come in on Saturday.” PGP.

Sitting next to the co-worker that talks or sings to himself. PGP.

Recognizing menu changes at Applebees. PGP.

Letting it go to voicemail. PGP.

Resisting the urge to replace “Regards” with “Go fuck yourself.” PGP.

Always taking the “minimum payment” option. PGP.

“I’m sorry. I haven’t been that drunk in a long time.” PGP.

Getting more invitations to connect on LinkedIn than friend requests on Facebook. PGP.

Your alarm going off during morning sex. PGP.

Eating Subway for the fifth time this week. PGP.