Having a self-enforced bed time. PGP.

Asking your friends to please like your company on Facebook. PGP.

Is it too early in our relationship to use a coupon? PGP.

Feeling wildly accomplished after a 2-mile jog. PGP.

Having a legitimate caffeine addiction. PGP.

Trying to improve your credit score. PGP.

“Sorry, I have to go let my dog out.” PGP.

I should probably get a physical. PGP.

Excited to try out my new toothbrush. PGP.

Your one successful friend who keeps asking if you want to go on expensive trips. PGP.