Having to feign interest when an older coworker shows you something on the internet that you saw months ago. PGP.

Hiding the last Diet Coke in the office fridge. PGP.

“The intern gets a tablet?” PGP.

Waking up before your alarm. PGP.

“I’m going to start working out next Monday. I’m serious this time.” PGP.

Making sure your fantasy football league uses a site that isn’t blocked. PGP.

The post-lunch food coma. PGP.

Computer freezes on PGP, VP of sales walks in… PGP.

Graduated last year. Interns call you old. PGP.

Stir meal, replace film cover. Microwave an additional 1 to 2 minutes. PGP.