Identifying with Edward Norton in “Fight Club.” PGP.
I got a new pet and now my mother refers to it has her “grandchild.” PGP.
Taking shots of Robitussin at my desk because I can’t afford to be sick. I literally can’t afford the cost of being sick. PGP.
Someone comments on my lunch. Every. Single. Day. PGP.
“Popping Addy” now means I’m taking Advil for my headaches. PGP.
My Secret Santa forgot to get me anything. PGP.