Clearing your browser history before IT logs in to remote-install “routine updates.” PGP.

Realizing your back pain is due to the fact that your office chair has no lumbar support. PGP.

Overcrowded Groupon yoga classes. PGP.

Fantasizing about winning the lottery. PGP.

Practically sprinting to lunch right at 11:00am. PGP.

Picking up smoking for the cigarette breaks. PGP.

I think my boss knows I’m playing Candy Crush in the bathroom. PGP.

Paying out the ass for a great apartment, and never being there. PGP.

Finding common ground with the new guy because you both settled for the same used, mid-size sedan. PGP.

Being given the squeaky chair that nobody in the office wants on your first day as an intern. PGP.